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[09 Jun 2009|03:13pm] |
CATS ARE AN INFERIOR SPECIES. I will NOT APOLOGIZE if Eir decides one of your TINY FLUFFY BEASTS is suitable for his EVENING MEAL!!!!! And do not let them near Sigur, as he SPO
ALVIN GREENTHISTLE YOUR BEAST IS GETTING FUR ALL OVER MY ARMOR AND I JUST POLISHED IT I AM GOING TO SMASH ITS TINY ABSURD SK
It is very fluffy.
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| hildr brought home a friend. |
[08 Jun 2009|09:50am] |
Hello please, I am back from France and I have brought with me cheese and wine and a French male human named Gerard!!!!! I believe he has to go back, however, as his human wife was not very pleased when he climbed aboard Sigur and wished to be taken to America, BUT WHAT SORT OF HERO WOULD I BE IF I DID NOT HELP A PATHETIC HUMAN IN NEED???? However my sister Skuld has received a call from a solicitor so I will have to take him back. EVERYONE SHOULD COME SAY HELLO PLEASE!!!!!
Also sister Skuld wishes to purchase me one of the Personal Internet Computers, as she says my magical journal is insufficient for the needs of a PROPER STUDENT. Who would like to help me choose a Personal Internet Computer please????
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| hildr is solemn. |
[06 Jun 2009|01:20pm] |
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HELLO, FRIENDS!!! It is the anniversary of your most glorious and gruesome Second World War, and my presence on the shores of Normandy has been requested by my sisters to honor the dead. I regret that I will not be present for the Neopolitan ceremonies for remembering your fallen, so I MOST HUMBLY REQUEST someone partakes of them and informs me of their success. I will return in two days for classes.
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| hildr does not want to have to come back there, kids. |
[02 Jun 2009|11:48am] |
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JOHNNY JACOB JUSTICE AND COLE JONES.
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| hildr has had the best vacation. ever. |
[29 May 2009|07:59pm] |
HELLO PLEASE FRIENDS!!!!! I WOULD LIKE TO THANK ALL OF MY FRIENDS WHO CAME TO VALHALLA WITH ME AND SAW MY FAM FATH relatives???? HOMELAND!!!! My sisters and glorious Freyja were MOST PLEASED with the warriors I brought with me and Andhrímnir was REALLY VERY FOND OF YOU GUY!!!! He will make all sorts of MOST BOUNTIFUL bacon dishes for the warriors now!!!!
MOST HONORABLE Professor Mycroft, is it true you are going to create an Old Norse club???? I AND MY FRIENDS COLE JONES AND RAGNAR RASMUSSEN WOULD LIKE TO JOIN IF IT IS SO.
Also I have learned a new emotional icon!!!!! It is
[drawn in, with an absurd amount of woodblock looking swirls:]
D8
It is an expression of abject horror!!!!! :D
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| hildr finalizes plans. |
[25 May 2009|09:12pm] |
HELLO FRIENDS!!!!! It has taken much negotiating since the great hero Cole Jones has DEPARTED FOR SAILING ADVENTURES with his friends and Kate Van Helsing has BROKEN HER LEG and everyone is off WILLY NILLYING, HOWEVER I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY CONVINCED MY SISTERS TO COME AND TAKE US FOR A "DAY TRIP" TO THE GREAT FIELDS OF ASGARD.
It is colder there than it is here. I suggest you bring a sweater!!!!!
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[17 May 2009|11:46pm] |
HELLO FRIENDS!!!!! Indeed, it has been a MOST GLORIOUS TWO DAYS since your return! I am MIGHTILY PLEASED to see everyone back IN NEARLY ONE PIECE!!!!
HOWEVER, those of you who I have invited to the halls of my home were unable to make it due to YOUR PREVIOUS EXCURSIONS. FORTUNATELY MY SISTERS HAVE REMAINED BEHIND AND HAVE MOST GRACIOUSLY OFFERED TO ESCORT YOU!!!!! I will have to also call several others, but if those I have asked would please remind me I have asked you, AS I HAVE FORGOTTEN IN ALL OF THE EXCITEMENT. I will send word with Bronwen. SPEAKING OF, COLE JONES, REGINLIEF WISHES TO SPEAK WITH YOU BEFORE SHE DEPARTS FOR THE HALLOWED HALLS. I do not remember if you are coming to Valhalla, but I will ask on your behalf.
HERE ARE THE NAMES I REMEMBER:
CHARLIE JAMES, MOST NOTABLE FOR HIS VICTORIES IN CHRONOLOGICAL EXPLOITS
REGINA PLANTTALKER, FOR YGGDRASIL WISHES GREATLY TO SPEAK WITH HER
EKATERINA VAN HELSING, FOR HER DUTIES AGAINST CREATURES OF THE NIGHT
RAGNAR RASMUSSEN!!!!
I DO NOT REMEMBER ANY MORE.
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| hildr does not accept your predictions. |
[14 May 2009|10:14pm] |
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No one will die. I have not been called.
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| hildr has called in the cavalry. |
[13 May 2009|10:52am] |
HELLO FRIENDS!!! I HOPE YOU ARE FARING WELL AND FIGHTING BRAVELY IN BATTLE!!!!!
IF ANYONE SEES MY SISTERS, WOULD YOU PLEASE INFORM ME?????? The most magnanimous All Father has sent them as aid at the behest of the academy, but I do not know where it is they are going first, and I do not wish anyone to attack them or my sisters will not react kindly. I MOST GRACIOUSLY THANK YOU!!!!!
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| hildr is never going on spring break again. |
[08 May 2009|04:49pm] |
Where is
BY THE HAMMER OF THOR, WHAT HAS H
Oh, there are many updates to r
BY ODIN'S ALL-SEEING EYE, WHAT DEVILRY IS THIS
WELL I SUPPOSE IT IS MOST BENEFICIAL I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE HOMELANDS WITHOUT THE HERALDING PARTY TO ESCORT MY FRIENDS TO THE GOLDEN FIELDS!!!! FOR NONE OF MY FRIENDS ARE HERE!!!!!
Hello please, may I be transported also to the area of most need so I might be of service????? I DO NOT THINK ANYONE BUT PERHAPS LUCAS ANTONI IS EQUIPPED FOR GREAT WARFARE.
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[24 Apr 2009|07:31pm] |
[printed out and pasted haphazardly into hildr's journal:]
i have been reading much of this man why is he not a teacher here please he sounds like a most glorious hero
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| hildr has an exciting announcement. |
[22 Apr 2009|08:49am] |
MOST GLORIOUS NEWS FRIENDS!!!!
Because I received WONDROUS GOOD MARKS on my costuming assignment, and MY GLORIOUS SISTER-IN-ARMS SKULD has made MOST BENEFICENT reports to my superiors, and Great Freyja has agreed to allow several of my friends to accompany me briefly back to the homelands!!! OF COURSE, I MUST ONLY SELECT THE GREATEST OF HEROES. Who would like to come?????
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[06 Apr 2009|11:22am] |
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I do not understand this. Valkyries DO NOT WEAR costumes!!!!
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| hildr does not want to have to turn this car around, kids. |
[20 Mar 2009|12:47pm] |
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BY THE HAMMER OF THOR, THE SMELL IS NOT SO MALODOROUS ENOUGH TO WARRANT A MASS EXODUS TO OUR DORMS, HUMAN CAPE CHILDREN!!!! I have heard of these Pooper Scoopers if the Domestic Staff is unable to clean the mess, and if it will CEASE YOUR INCESSANT WHIMPERING LIKE SMALL SUCKLING BABES CRAVING THEIR MOTHERS' BREASTS, I will see to the results of this Pranking. GOOD ODIN'S SHINING EYE, it is as if you all had never been previously exposed to ANY SCENT OTHER THAN THE FRESH MORNING FRAGRANCE OF FREESIA!!!!
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| hildr is having some transportation issues. |
[18 Mar 2009|03:31pm] |
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I believe Sigur is still partaking of last night's festivities and will not come down.
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| hildr is more than a little shocked. |
[13 Mar 2009|09:09pm] |
Thor is coming to Parenting Day.
THOR IS COMING TO PARENTING DAY.
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[09 Mar 2009|06:22pm] |
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Perhaps I can convince the All Father to come for this Day of Parenting!!!!! I AM CERTAIN HE WOULD LIKE TO SEE WHERE HE HAS SENT ME FOR TRAINING!!!!
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| hildr is following links. |
[05 Mar 2009|02:47pm] |
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HELLO! Who would like to help me RESEARCH SOMETHING on the Google???
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